2008 Woodie Awards
Your Daily Horoscope
Issue date: 9/27/07 Section: Features
Today's birthday (09-27-07). You remember the route to Carnegie Hall: "practice, practice, practice!" That's what you'll get to do this year. Your destination makes it all worthwhile.
To get the advantage, check the day's rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging.
Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 7 - For the next several weeks, it's best to keep your cards close to your chest. Don't let anybody know what you have, or what you intend to do with it.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 5 - You don't have to say a thing, but make very sure the person who's speaking for you has your best interests at heart. You'll be able to tell.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 8 - Devote more time to planning for the next several weeks. You'll be able to see what parts of your routine are inefficient. Get rid of the stuff that's slowing you down.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 5 - Don't carry the burden all by yourself. Confide to a person you trust. You don't have to tell everybody your woes, but it's sure good to share with a friend.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is an 8 - Don't tell everybody about your great ideas yet. There are still quite a few bugs to work out. Better wait until the product's finished. Avoid unwanted criticism.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 6 - You've been plagued by distractions lately, as you may have noticed. That condition is starting to pass. It's becoming easier to stay on track.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is an 8 - You'll think of new ways to make money in the next few weeks. You'll be thinking about it in your sleep, which increases your study time.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 6 - You're entering a phase that will last for several weeks, wherein you have super-human cogitative powers. That means you'll be extra smart. Use these talents to benefit others, as well as yourself, of course.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an 8 - You're not the best person in the world to trust with a secret. Your mission in life is to disperse information, but you could try. That's one of your lessons to learn in the next two weeks. Practice discretion.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 6 - You're in a difficult situation. You may not know quite what to do. Consult your friends and family. They'll set you on the right path.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an 8 - The material you're studying now is the sort that makes dreams come true. You have the picture in your mind. Learn how to draw it on paper or whatever.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 5 - The check comes in, just in the nick of time. Now you can fix that thing at home that's just about to fall apart. Don't know what? Look around.
To get the advantage, check the day's rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging.
Aries (March 21-April 19) Today is a 7 - For the next several weeks, it's best to keep your cards close to your chest. Don't let anybody know what you have, or what you intend to do with it.
Taurus (April 20-May 20) Today is a 5 - You don't have to say a thing, but make very sure the person who's speaking for you has your best interests at heart. You'll be able to tell.
Gemini (May 21-June 21) Today is an 8 - Devote more time to planning for the next several weeks. You'll be able to see what parts of your routine are inefficient. Get rid of the stuff that's slowing you down.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) Today is a 5 - Don't carry the burden all by yourself. Confide to a person you trust. You don't have to tell everybody your woes, but it's sure good to share with a friend.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) Today is an 8 - Don't tell everybody about your great ideas yet. There are still quite a few bugs to work out. Better wait until the product's finished. Avoid unwanted criticism.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Today is a 6 - You've been plagued by distractions lately, as you may have noticed. That condition is starting to pass. It's becoming easier to stay on track.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Today is an 8 - You'll think of new ways to make money in the next few weeks. You'll be thinking about it in your sleep, which increases your study time.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Today is a 6 - You're entering a phase that will last for several weeks, wherein you have super-human cogitative powers. That means you'll be extra smart. Use these talents to benefit others, as well as yourself, of course.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Today is an 8 - You're not the best person in the world to trust with a secret. Your mission in life is to disperse information, but you could try. That's one of your lessons to learn in the next two weeks. Practice discretion.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Today is a 6 - You're in a difficult situation. You may not know quite what to do. Consult your friends and family. They'll set you on the right path.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Today is an 8 - The material you're studying now is the sort that makes dreams come true. You have the picture in your mind. Learn how to draw it on paper or whatever.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Today is a 5 - The check comes in, just in the nick of time. Now you can fix that thing at home that's just about to fall apart. Don't know what? Look around.
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